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Hello, people!
I'm in the process of moving to nicer digs (internet-wise).
Soon, everything shall be at sparkly www.nicholasfredland.com.
Mercy!

4 Color Hula Hooper

Hand printed, four color print on a Hanes 100% cotton t-shirt.
Size medium.
$20!

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Look at all those colors!

Goof Dragon

Look at this guy. He's all like woo, woo woo. Can you believe it?
Yup, it's another t-shirt! This one features the world famous* Goof Dragon! Perhaps you remember the lovable Goof from his Emmy winning, Saturday morning cartoon!** Yes, Goof Dragon nostalgia is at an all time high. Get in on it before he's (or I guess it could be a she's) once again out of fashion!

Two color-hand printed-100% cotton-Hanes tagless t-shirt. The color is "neutral" (would it kill you to not be so flamboyant just once?).

$20!

*as of this writing, the goof dragon has yet to attain world wide fame.
**the goof dragon never had a cartoon, and if such a thing had existed it would never have won an emmy, I mean, really.

Dinosaur Hunter

This shirt is not for the faint of heart. Gaze in wonder at the savage power! People will look at you in awe as you wear it! Now you're getting somewhere!

In keeping with the spirit of the image, this print was completely hand made. First, the image was sketched on a piece of ordinary copier paper. It was then copied onto a transparency using only pens (and brush pens)! Did I say completely by hand? I meant all by hand except the step where the image was scanned into the computer and printed out on a piece of paper that got cut out (by hand! With scissors!) to make the flat! After this it was completely (and I really mean it it this time) hand printed! Yes!

Yup, two colors, on a light brown (I forget the cute name the color had...something like "ocean breeze soap"...), 100% cotton, Foot Locker t-shirt. Size small (but pretty "medium" by my estimation).

The violence, the hand craftedness, the shirt...only $20!

The shop is on the top right!

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A dialog:

A: You'd call that light brown?
B: Yeah. Why? What would you call it?
A: Mustard? Light mustard?
B: Light mustard?
A: Is that not a color?
B: Lets say light brown.
A: Either way, it's a cool color.
B: Agreed!

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Look, kids! We've got gray ones now, too!
Same deal, different color!
Gray t-shirts available in medium and large.
90% cotton and 10% something else...

Prison Tally

Somebody do me a favor and write a charmingly irreverent lead in for this shirt.

Anyway.

Hand printed-two color screen print on a Hanes tagless t-shirt. We've got black and fire red on gray and black and gray on orange. All the ink is acrylic. All the t-shirts are 100% cotton (wait, these gray babies aren't 100% cotton...give me a second...). All the sizes are currently medium.

$20!

Pretty On The Inside

Are you not exactly good looking? Do you have a face only a mother could love? Lets be blunt, are you ugly? Yeah? Then this shirt is for you, my friend! Now everyone will know that, in spite of your outer veneer of ugliness (or, even worse, plainness), you are Pretty On The Inside! Hurrah!

What's that? You're a knock out? Men, women, and beasts swoon as you pass? Well, it still works! That makes it hilariously ironic! Hooray!

This sucker is a two color screen print on a light blue, 100% cotton Hanes t-shirt. Size medium.

Only $20! Hooram!

Order via the widget on the top right of the page!

Merman

Have I told you how good you look in orange? I'm not just saying that. Not everyone can pull it off, but you do. So do all your friends and relatives, come to think of it, but it's all because of you. I mean it.

Take this little number. It's a hand printed, two color screen print on a bright orange, 100% cotton, Hanes t-shirt. Size medium. You'd look spectacular in it. Or you could be selfless and get it for that special someone, or, you know that person you wronged? Yeah, it wasn't really your fault, but they feel wronged, so what are you gonna do? This shirt would make a great apology. Trust me.

The shirt, the love, and the validation are only $20!

It was great talking to you.

Oh yeah, the Paypal widget is on the right in you're interested.

Cheers!

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Also, the increasingly more official unofficial title for this image is "Can I Have A Sip of Your Biggie?". The title was originally spoken by the legendary Jesse Slate during a mock interview for a professional development class at the Art Institute of Pittsburgh. Indeed.

About me

Hi! My name's Nicholas and I print stuff. I drew, designed, and printed all the stuff on this page.

Today is my birthday.

Feel free to email any questions, comments, and smart remarks to info [at] nicholasfredland [dot] com!