Pretty On The Inside

Are you not exactly good looking? Do you have a face only a mother could love? Lets be blunt, are you ugly? Yeah? Then this shirt is for you, my friend! Now everyone will know that, in spite of your outer veneer of ugliness (or, even worse, plainness), you are Pretty On The Inside! Hurrah!

What's that? You're a knock out? Men, women, and beasts swoon as you pass? Well, it still works! That makes it hilariously ironic! Hooray!

This sucker is a two color screen print on a light blue, 100% cotton Hanes t-shirt. Size medium.

Only $20! Hooram!

Order via the widget on the top right of the page!

Merman

Have I told you how good you look in orange? I'm not just saying that. Not everyone can pull it off, but you do. So do all your friends and relatives, come to think of it, but it's all because of you. I mean it.

Take this little number. It's a hand printed, two color screen print on a bright orange, 100% cotton, Hanes t-shirt. Size medium. You'd look spectacular in it. Or you could be selfless and get it for that special someone, or, you know that person you wronged? Yeah, it wasn't really your fault, but they feel wronged, so what are you gonna do? This shirt would make a great apology. Trust me.

The shirt, the love, and the validation are only $20!

It was great talking to you.

Oh yeah, the Paypal widget is on the right in you're interested.

Cheers!

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Also, the increasingly more official unofficial title for this image is "Can I Have A Sip of Your Biggie?". The title was originally spoken by the legendary Jesse Slate during a mock interview for a professional development class at the Art Institute of Pittsburgh. Indeed.

About me

Hi! My name's Nicholas and I print stuff. I drew, designed, and printed all the stuff on this page.

Today is my birthday.

Feel free to email any questions, comments, and smart remarks to info [at] nicholasfredland [dot] com!